especially if it's made in a Burnt Impressions Dog Paw Toaster!!!

DON'T PANIC!!! The Dog Paw Toaster doesn't toast dog paws, it toasts dog paw prints into the toast!!!

No... we don't know how it works, but this is also the company that brings us the Jesus Toaster, so maybe it's a miracle!!!

The irreverent toaster guys have this to say about their product, "normal toasters are tamed…

and we promise you're about learn more about, turkeys than you ever thought possible!!!

How the Turkey Got Its Name...

There are a number of explanations for the origin of the name of Thanksgiving's favorite dinner guest. Some believe Christopher Columbus thought that the land he discovered was connected to India, and believed the bird he discovered (the turkey) was a type of peacock. He therefore called it 'tuka,' which is 'peacock' in Tamil, an Indian language.

Though…

It’s Friday, the weekend is at hand, a major party weekend to boot... so why not start your mental Howl-O-Ween party with this adorable video!!!!

How cute, a cat eating a banana, in a Halloween costume (no, we don’t get it, either!) but hell, it's sooooo cute, and a great way to start the day!!!



We promise to bring you something funnier, saucier, or down right cheesier later today!!! Start with this and see what happens!!!
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But there are some seriously naughty, nay slutty, nay-nay skanky costumes everywhere, and at every party this Howl-O-Ween!!!

And sadly it seems that pet-parents are not only channeling their own inner sluts, but dressing their alter egos (Fifi, Fido and occasionally Trigger) in matching, or at least equally "slutty" costumes.

Whether this trend is H-A-U-T-E or Not, we've yet to determine, but we thought you might get a kick out of a few images we found, some courtesy of our friends at frothygirlz.com.

Why not share a little summer sarcasm?!? It's HAUTE to share!!!

Our friends at PawedCards rarely disappoint, and this seasons batch of inappropriate greeting cards for your pet loving friends is no exception... cat & dog centric there's a smart ass sentiment for almost any one on your mailing list!!!

And remember, they're FREE... FREE... FREE so send a million today!!!

They also have some equally offensive…

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