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Hello, everyone, Bond here....barely recovered from one purrtini to many the other night at the catastic Algonquin Hotel (for my friend Matilda’s 15th birthday!)…

And I'm already getting set for my next glamorous fund raising event. Gordi have you found a fabulous frock for the big day?!? We hear Jerry Hall will be there, sparks are sure to fly!!!

On Monday, August 30th, there’s going to be the Hampton Classic… Now I don’t mind telling you that I am all for a trip to the Hampton’s. And horses and dogitinis are…

Who said riding couldn't be fashionable?!? Certainly not us!!!

My riding pants finally had to be retired when, after 6+ years of use, the fabric was threadbare on the inside leg. I decided to be more adventurous when choosing my new pair, and went for a jean riding breech instead of the traditional beige britches.

It's not like I'm currently showing, so why not? There's no dress code at the barn, and no judges reviewing my turnout. So with no reason…

What a hard life I have as the official taste tester for all things equine! Today I had to lend my sophisticated palate to critique the Top That Talley Ho Taco and the Coney Cone, novelty horse treats that are handcrafted by Petafour Bakery

First up was the whimsical Coney Cone. A delectable ball of sweetfeed scooped into a waffle cone and topped with rainbow sprinkles, this cone almost looked too good to eat. (Almost, being the operative word.) I can describe the taste of the Coney Cone in three words; De Lish Us!

Up next was the Top That Talley Ho Taco. This horse-friendly taco was crafted by filling a hard corn taco shell with…

Not Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda!!! It’s Gordi, Loca, Paisley and Shortcake, they’re so much Hauter than the Sex and the City girls… don’t you think?!?

Yes… it’s true the Haute or Not girls are back with a vengeance, (and they brought me along with them, thank dog) complete with a glamorous new look, all new features and reviews, and a ton of celebrity dish; things will be Hauter than ever around the HorN Pets loft.

Be prepared for lot’s surprises… these bitches are out of control!!! (Yes Paisley is technically a horse but whatever…) BTW, Happa promises…

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