The HorN Pets gang first introduced you to My Pet SockMonster in early spring... and now it's time for an encore!!! Welcome back Glenn!!!

There are stuffed toys. There are squeaky toys. There are chew toys and there are catnip toys. There are even puppet toys. My Pet SockMonster or Glenn, as we now call him, is all of those things and more (watch the video). In fact, he's every pet toy.

To a kitten, Glenn is a father figure, strong and protective. To a cat, he's a peer, a buddy, a pal. To Fifi & Fido, he's a creature of myth and legend, someone to be loved yet feared -- at least just a bit. To a larger dog, on the other hand, Glenn is the enemy, pure and simple (so make sure you keep him away from the big boys).

To the humans at HorN Pets, Glenn is an enigma -- along the lines of one of our earlier fur puppet heroes, Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Come to think of it, we haven't seen a lot of Triumph lately. He's probably in the middle of some intellectual property dispute. Late-night comedy has become so litigious. Sorry, as usual, we're way off subject!!!

Glenn has a serious side as well. We're not really sure what it is, but he certainly must have one. What we do know about Glenn is that he's really well constructed and much larger than he looks in his press photos. Plus, he's chock-full of idiosyncrasies and surprises. No, we're not going to tell you what they are because, well, then they wouldn't be surprises … hello!!! (Hint: Secret compartments.)

So whatever the motivation buy, a Glenn (My Pet SockMonster) today. He's about as much fun as you can buy for thirty-two bucks, including shipping and handling!!!

He's a hit at cocktail parties too!!!

Glenn is one HAUTE mess!!!

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