School isn't just for humans anymore. (And no, I'm not referring to Obedience school) At Animal University pets can hit the books and earn their Pet Degree, all the while competing to be the "Big Animal on Campus". This college is free to attend; all pets are accepted at www.biganimaloncampus.com.

What's campus life like you might be wondering? Why would my pet want to attend? Let me tell you why AU is so great... Every student gets their own dorm room on one of the four campus halls. Your pet can decorate their room anyway they like. My room is in Honeywell and it's pink with a disco ball and an illegal hotplate. Wait, did I say hotplate? I meant iceskates! Iceskates!

Making friends at Animal U is so easy. As a member of the Yearbook staff I get to see all the new incoming students. I love to leave messages on my pal's whiteboards. Not to mention that I'm Vice President of my sorority MEW, Mu Epsilon Psi! All the Greek houses compete to be top house by recruiting the most members. Being greek has its privileges, there are special games and forums only greek members can access. Me and my compadres love to meet up for pizza parties where everyone gets their favorite topping on a delicious slice from Puzzle's Pizza - be they buds from SGA, fellow teammates from Basketball or Cheer or friends from the Video club.

Speaking of all of my extra-curriculars, there are tons of sports, club and groups to join at Animal U that all have fun games to play and contests to enter. Winning pays at AU, literally. With every win you earn AUBux, which is campus currency. You can spend the AUX to purchase school supplies, cell phones and food. Don't have enough dough in your purse? No worries sometimes a call home on your mobile device can beg a few bones from the parental units. Still feeling poor as a college student? Spring for some Petros, then you can snag the real sweet swag from the campus boutiques.

All the faculty at school are super friendly (for the most part, watch out for the pig). Some of them do get a touch upset if you don't do well on the exams. But sometimes you can visit the professors during their office hours for extra tutoring.

And this is just between me and you, okay? But I hear some of them are not above being bribed! That little bit of knowledge came in handy for my Physics mid-term, but keep that on the down low.

Here's another tip from me to you, if you vandalize the school fountain... Oy vey! That darn dean of students, Dean McMean, sure came down hard on me for that harmless prank.

Ok, so in case you haven't noticed, hitting the books might not be my cup of tea. (Hello I'm a second year Freshman! Just don't tell my owner, she thinks I'm a Sophomore!) Before you think I'm a complete party animal, I did manage to earn my English Literature Minor. Who can blame me for not studying more? Campus life is so much fun, sometimes I just forget to attend class. Don't worry, I'm sure your pet is way smarter than I am, and much more mature. They'll probably earn their Pet Degree in no time flat.

So what are you waiting for? Sign your pet up at www.biganimaloncampus.com today! Look me up at the MEW house or leave me a note on my whiteboard. I love meeting the freshmeat... I mean new students.

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